Carnival of Monsters
Number 7: Daaaalek
SEC and his Pig Slave minions
Let’s be honest here. There are many successes in Doctor Who and there are a fair few
failures too. Some of these can best be described as noble failures, where the
cleverness of the concept or the story is lost somewhere in transition from
script to screen and nobody can quite work out where it all went wrong.
The Dalek Sec Hybrid is one such noble failure.
It’s difficult to pinpoint exactly what went awry in his
design. After all, he looks superb in photographs, to the point where Russell T
Davies and the editors of the Radio Times felt confident enough to put him on
the magazine’s cover. This decision caused the ‘Sec-gate’ scandal, as it
effectively destroyed the climax to Daleks
in Manhattan. Sec was compromised by his publicity before he even had his moment
in the sun. Like the Moxx of Balhoon, who was also prematurely revealed, Sec’s
sixty seconds of fame came before he actually appeared in Doctor Who. His emergence from the destroyed remains of his Dalek
casing should have been one of the most memorable cliffhangers ever, but we all
knew what was coming. It was like a surprise party inadvertently announced a
week early and Sec was the main guest.
But we can’t hold that against the poor Hybrid. Daleks in Manhattan/ Evolution of the Daleks
was conceived as a way of showing just how clever and creative the Daleks could
be in ensuring their continuing survival. To remain a viable threat for the
Doctor, they needed to prove how dangerously intelligent they were, and in that
respect Dalek Sec and his Cult of Skaro are good value for money.
His grand entrance ruined, Dalek Sec is then poorly served
by the story as he is immediately redundant to the Cult of Skaro. The Daleks
waste no time in declaring him a failure and removing him from power. Sec may
be the most intelligent Dalek ever, but he has nothing to offer beyond his odd
appearance. He is ineffectual in his command decisions, questioning the Dalek
reason to exist in the most inane manner. He pleads with the Doctor, the man
who has only just succeeded in wiping the Daleks from existence, to help him in
his truly insane plan to reinvent the evil pepperpots. We know from the outset
is doomed to failure. After all, the Daleks are not going to be fundamentally altered,
not after nearly fifty years. It just wouldn’t work, and the audience know
this. Finally, Sec ends up chained to a wall and made to crawl on a leash in
front of Dalek Thay and Dalek Jast in a disturbingly mid-boggling
sadomasochistic image completely at odds with Doctor Who’s place as a family show. When he is exterminated it is
almost a relief to realise that they aren’t intending to bring him back again.
Sec is not helped by a strange performance from Eric Loren.
Granted the man is almost blind and deaf behind the mask and the servos operating
his fake-looking tentacles. But a poor Dalek impersonator with an American
accent just adds to the bizarre realisation of such a pivotal creation in Dalek
history. Unfortunately he brings to mind another failed American incarnation of
a loved Doctor Who baddie, and I don’t know about you, but the less I am
reminded of Eric Roberts as the Master, the better. I wonder if Eric Loren ever
sat down with Voice of the Daleks™ Nick Briggs and discussed Dalek
inflections. Kids in the playground with their arms outstretched as plungers
and gun-sticks do a better job than he managed.
Daleks in Manhattan/
Evolution of the Daleks is bad enough with one daft mutant, but unfortunately
we also have the Pig-Slaves. What possible purpose could the Daleks have in
converting people into porkers? We have seen before that the Daleks are quite
happy to use slave labour to fulfil their nefarious plans, as they can replenish
their supply of humans at any time. So what is the point in having Pig-slaves?
We never see them do anything useful, apart from chase people and snort. The
main stages to the Dalek plan, such as attaching the Dalekanium to the mast of
the Empire State Building are carried out by human workers who are not even
slaves. The Pig-Slaves don’t even last very long. And just how long does it
take to convert a person into a pig? I’d imagine it is a fairly substantial drain
on the Daleks’ already limited resources to alter physiology and rewrite DNA.
For an alien race trapped on Earth during the Great Depression, the Daleks have
an ironically poor understanding of cost-effectiveness.
It’s a testament to just how little regard there is for
Dalek Sec when Doctor Who Magazine
started to use him to advertise for subscriptions and the poor blighter ended
up in some very poor company in this Doctor
Whoah! Cartoon by Baxter from DWM 388, about eight months after his
appearance on the screen.
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