Dinosaurs on a
Spaceship Review
Immediate Reaction
Any story with that
title couldn’t possibly be a total failure, but I must admit that I approached Dinosaurs on a Spaceship with slight
trepidation. This was mainly because I wasn’t very impressed with writer Chris
Chibnall’s last contribution to the series; The
Hungry Earth and Cold Blood. When
I say unimpressed, I actually mean they are my least favourite episodes of the
Matt Smith era. So Chibnall’s return had me slightly worried.
It turns out that I was worrying unnecessarily. Dinosaurs, whilst not an out and out
triumph, was certainly a qualified success. The storyline was well thought-out
and moved along at a fair pace. I especially liked the fact that the titular
spaceship was Silurian in origin, although you would have thought that if Homo
Reptilia were capable of interstellar flight, they wouldn’t have sent their entire species underground. Still,
Steven Moffat’s creative leadership is creating an admirably coherent and consistent
universe and the Silurian’s presence here reinforces that.
The guest cast were uniformly good. David Bradley in
particular gave Solomon with just the right level of slimy villainy that
allowed Matt Smith to show his Doctor’s darker side at possibly its clearest
since his regeneration. Solomon’s murder of poor old Tricey was the emotional
heart of the episode, matching the death of the Face of Boe in making you feel
sad for a large piece of rubber. Rupert Graves’ Riddell was very broadly
painted but this matched the script. The same is true of Nefertiti; in a way I
was a little disappointed she left with Riddell at the end of the episode. I quite
liked the idea of the Doctor having a properly famous historical figure as a
companion.
The robots were clearly included for the kids and as such
their infantile banter can be forgiven, but there was an uncomfortably misogynistic
approach to both Riddell and Solomon that Nefertiti and Amy’s strength of
character couldn’t hide. There were far too many sexist lines and Solomon’s
threat to Nefertiti was clearly sexual and not really appropriate to a family
show. The same is true of the seam of innuendo that laced the script which at
times pushed too far.
The inclusion of Rory’s dad was designed us a different
facet to Rory, but again this was not a complete success. However his sequence
with his flask of tea, hanging out of the TARDIS door and just staring at the
Earth was quite magical and matched the fairytale imagery the series has
adopted of late. The effects in this moment were lovely. Indeed the effects
throughout the whole episode were excellent. The dinosaurs were well-presented
and just like Asylum of the Daleks,
there is a sense of a production team well aware of how to spend their budget
for maximum impact.
Although not coming close to the excellence of Asylum of the Daleks, Dinosaurs on a Spaceship was an enjoyable
enough romp. The aim of the series to show a movie a week is paying off. It’s
good to have a Doctor Who that isn’t
reliant on carrying a multitude of plot elements that may or may not matter,
across a long stretch of episodes. I liked the cheeky redesign of the logo on a
weekly basis too. This week’s reptilian style worked much better that last week’s
Dalek ‘eggs’. So, a tentative thumbs up here; Dinosaurs in a Spaceship is a pretty good episode with some good
moments and some bits that I need to mull over.
Considered Opinion
(After second viewing)
Dinosaurs on a
Spaceship is meant to be a romp. It’s designed to appeal to all elements of
a family audience. From the magnificent CGI dinosaurs to the sharp and witty
script to the comedy robots to the properly evil villain, Dinosaurs has been created with the express purpose of entertaining
its audience. From the few reviews I have seen, and the reaction of my family,
I’d say it succeeded in its aims.
I was entertained. I smiled at the sharp dialogue. I thought
the effects were top-notch. I was very impressed by David Bradley’s vile
Solomon. So why do I not rate it as highly as others?
'What sort of man doesn't carry a trowel?' |
I think my main reason for thinking that Dinosaurs on a Spaceship is good rather
than excellent is that, at its heart, it is an inconsequential and throwaway
adventure. It’s meant to be lightweight and I tend to be less enamoured by the
lighter episodes than most. Maybe this makes me a misery-guts who takes Doctor Who too seriously, I don’t know.
But after last week’s Dalek epic that had me talking about it for days (still
am, actually) Dinosaurs didn’t get my
imagination going in the same way. I watched it. I enjoyed it. And then I went
to do something else.
Don’t get me wrong. I thought Chris Chibnall’s script was
very strong; his best for the series so far I reckon, and I was one of the few
who thought 42 was excellent. After his
atrocious Silurian two-parter a couple of years ago, the thought of more
Chibnall filled me with horror. Now, after watching Dinosaurs on a Spaceship a couple of time, I’m now quite looking
forward to Chibnall’s The Power of Three.
That’s a major sea-change in my perception of his writing, so demonstrating how
good I thought Dinosaurs was.
My main problem with his scripting was the odd mix of
puerile comedy and risqué innuendo. By aiming for all demographics, this
mixture of adult tone and toilet humour was unbalanced. You can either have one
or the other, but both in the same story lend it a schizophrenic tone.
'Is that a kestrel?' |
The characters were broadly drawn. I can see why both Rupert
Graves (Riddell) and Riann Steele (Nefertiti) described the story as a comedy
in various interviews. Riddell is a casual mix of misjudged sexism and big game
hunter arrogance with little redeeming conscience. It’s difficult to see why
the Doctor befriended him at all, let alone selected him as part of the team.
Nefertiti is all about girl-power and noble self-sacrifice, the diametric
opposite of Riddell. Clearly the meeting of these two opposing poles was
deliberately designed to mine the comedy, but in reality neither character makes
us feel anything.
On the other hand, Mark Williams as Brian is outstanding. From
his bewildered acceptance of the TARDIS to his tentative suggestions as he
gains confidence, Brian is a fully-rounded character from his first scene. Williams
plays him with a twinkle in his eye, bringing to mind Bernard Cribbins’
much-missed and completely brilliant Wilf. It’s a pity in a way that Brian’s
debut is this late in the Ponds’ time with the Doctor. His regular returns
would have been something to savour. It’s only with the inclusion of a family
member that we appreciate just how little we actually know about Amy and Rory’s
backgrounds. Brian’s inclusion helps us find a satisfactory middle ground
between the strong family presence in the Russell T Davies years and the
companions with no real backgrounds of classic era Doctor Who.
Williams’ Harry Potter
co-star, David Bradley, was also quite wonderful. Solomon’s introduction,
injured by raptors and close to losing his legs, allowed a neat bit of
misdirection as he had been waiting for a doctor rather than the Doctor. This little frisson as we
thought he knew the Time Lord was a rewarding moment for long-term viewers.
Solomon’s casual violence and disregard for anything and anyone gave the
character a darker edge than we are used to seeing in modern Doctor Who. Although his darkness gave
the story a real sense of threat, his threat of sexual violence to Nefertiti
was a misjudged piece of dialogue and had no place in the story or Doctor Who for that matter.
'Look at the missiles. see them shine.' |
The other major guest stars, David Mitchell and Robert Webb
as the voices of the robots, were given the occasional amusing line amid the
wee and tantrum jokes. Their banter diminished Solomon’s threat somewhat, and
by the time we saw how nasty they could be it was too late. That said, this was
probably very powerful for the younger viewers as they saw the robots they had
laughed at brutally murder a defenceless dinosaur with prolonged laser fire
that went on for much longer than it needed to, suggesting an interestingly
sadistic side to the comical robots. The robots were obviously popular with the
general viewing public, but they left me cold even though I love Mitchell and
Webb’s Peep Show.
The regulars were well-served by a script that played to
their strengths. Rory got to do some nursing and proved his worth to his
father. Amy was allowed to show her intelligence and her knowledge and was the
one who unpicked the central mystery of the story. The Doctor, on the other hand,
started to reveal an edgier side to his personality – a product of travelling
alone – and a growing sadness that his time with the Ponds is coming to an end.
Although the line foreshadowing the departure of Amy and Rory was clumsy,
hinting at their deaths, it’s in Smith’s lonely eyes that we see where the
drama and tears are going to come from.
Dinosaurs on a Spaceship’s ten brilliant bits
1.
The Doctor, Rory and Brian have been teleported
to what appears to be a beach that rather resembles Bad Wolf Bay. ‘Somebody
tell me where we are. Now!?’ demands an exasperated Brian. In response, the
Doctor sticks out his tongue. ‘It doesn’t taste like Earth,’ he replies. What
further proof do we need? Matt Smith gets
the Doctor. Matt Smith is the Doctor.
2.
David Bradley as Solomon is as slimy and as
malevolent a villain as Doctor Who
has offered us since its return in 2005. It makes a refreshing change for the
Doctor to be able to face off against a human adversary instead of a broken
computer system. Bradley gives Solomon enough of a sinister edge that you
really believe he will carry out his threats against the Doctor’s friends. I
imagine that there were quite a few kids over the weekend who nicked their
grandparents’ walking sticks and used them as swords like Solomon’s weapons.
3.
Mark Williams as Rory’s dad Brian finally gave
us a well-rounded family member for the Doctor’s current (but not for much
longer) travelling companions. His slightly spiky and curt interactions with
Arthur Darvill quickly convinced that the two were related. Williams made Brian
instantly likeable and not without a degree of heroism. It’s easy to see where
Rory gets it from.
4.
Williams also gets the best moment in the
episode towards the end, as he sits in the TARDIS door with a flask of tea and
a sandwich, feet dangling in space, staring down at the Earth far below them. This
is as lyrical an image as the series has ever shown us and fits perfectly into
the fairytale stylings of current Who.
The effects here are wonderful.
'Well thank you, Arthur C. Clarke!' |
5.
Ah, Tricey the Triceratops. How can a part CGI
and part rubber creation make you fall in love with it so quickly? It’s the
mannerisms that make Tricey such an instantly adorable creation. From his
dog-like sniffing of Brian’s pockets to the way he (she?) settles down after
his exertions like a cat or a rabbit, Tricey mirrors the interactions we all
have with our pets. The Doctor is clearly utterly smitten and so are we. How
long before Character Options release a Doctor on a Tricey action figure or a
Tricey plush? I know my daughter would want one.
6.
Chris Chibnall is an evil swine though. He makes
us fall in love with Tricey and then has him murdered in the most horrible and
callous manner that I can remember seeing in modern Doctor Who. In one scene Solomon breaks a million hearts and
cements his place at the top table in the pantheon of hissable human villains. Tricey’s
final moments are sold completely by the cast, and their horror at what Solomon
has done is palpable.
7.
The pterodactyl attack is superbly done with
some excellent swooping camera-work and a cavalcade of witty one-liners. The dinosaurs
on a whole are brilliantly visualised. Whilst only Tricey feels solid and
three-dimensional, the triceratops is the only one the characters fully
interact with. The sleeping baby T-Rex is also a fantastically realised
dinosaur. Who could ever have imagined that Doctor
Who would ever match the effects in Jurassic
Park?
8.
The return of the vengeful Doctor is a grim
reminder of just how far the Time Lord will go if nobody stops him. It’s a
reminder of the Tenth Doctor’s fall into the Time Lord Victorious and seems set
up to indicate that the Eleventh is now also beginning to skate on the same
thin ice as his predecessor. This path can only lead to the death of yet
another Doctor...
9.
The Silurian ship is a thing of beauty. At no
point until the reveal did I ever cotton onto the fact that the vessel was a
Silurian Ark. This makes perfect sense in what we know about the Silurians,
although I still wonder if giving the Silurians space travel inches them one step
closer to becoming just another generic space-faring race. Still, it sets up
the possibility of Silurian colonies on other planets which opens up more story
possibilities for them than the single one they currently have (Man wakes up
Silurian colony, the two races fight because
no common ground can be agreed, the Doctor is caught in the middle).
10.
Although the two robots irritated as much as
they amused, their eventual deactivation by the Doctor was clever as they sang ‘Daisy,
Daisy’ whilst they powered down. A lovely little 2001 in-joke, and better than that entire Kubrick snore-fest.
Dinosaurs on a
Spaceship is a likeable romp. With the amount of balls it is juggling for
so many different audience elements, it is unsurprising that one or two are not
to my taste. The central hook was superb and once more Doctor Who delivered on its movie-a-week promise. That’s two good
episodes in a row; can next week’s A Town
Called Mercy continue that run?
'How do you start a dinosaur?' |
Overall Rating: 7 ½ / 10 (Yeah, I work in halves- that's how I roll!)
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